meowvgonspengler:

if i had time travel powers i would use them for the most boring mundane things

i would fast forward to when my microwave food was ready or the new episode of my favorite show is on

or i would go back a few hours to get more sleep if i woke up at like 4 or something

clinttbarton:

lvegotadarkalley:

i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy

teenage-queeen:

that moment when you can relate to your mother in law

comfortcal:

if you don’t wanna hold ashton’s hand and idly play with his fingers and bring his hand up to your lips to kiss his knuckles you’re a dirty liar

bepeu:

me: *turns in assignment late*

professor: i’ll make an exception this one time

me: …so like, what are we ??

Many women consider themselves not to be a feminist because they believe the word means that they hate men. But the word feminist does not mean “man-hater.”

A feminist is a person who believes in the social, political, and economic EQUALITY of the sexes.

whetaver:

it is scientifically proven that all forms of chris evans are hot as fuck

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-internet-addict:

pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

©cp