klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

lordtrollbias:

David Cameron looking at the Scottish Referendum results like: 

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majortwink:

in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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“"Anaconda" shifts the common narrative of a man conquering female bodies to Minaj’s own stories of sexcapades without apologies. Towards the end, the only man in the video appears: Drake, seated in the middle of an empty room with roaming spotlights and Minaj treating him to a lap dance. In the final seconds, he reaches to touch Minaj’s ass after she had been flaunting it in his face, and she immediately swats his hand and struts away. Her body belongs to her, and she can twerk it and work it however she pleases, and she doesn’t owe anything to anyone.”

Nicki Minaj’s Unapologetic Sexuality is Not a Crisis | Bitch Media (via scullyton)

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

excepttheeyes:

hurt myself today, to see if I still feel 
I focus on the pain, the only thing that’s real 
The needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting 
Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything 

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