if i had time travel powers i would use them for the most boring mundane things

i would fast forward to when my microwave food was ready or the new episode of my favorite show is on

or i would go back a few hours to get more sleep if i woke up at like 4 or something



i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy


that moment when you can relate to your mother in law


if you don’t wanna hold ashton’s hand and idly play with his fingers and bring his hand up to your lips to kiss his knuckles you’re a dirty liar


me: *turns in assignment late*

professor: i’ll make an exception this one time

me: …so like, what are we ??

Many women consider themselves not to be a feminist because they believe the word means that they hate men. But the word feminist does not mean “man-hater.”

A feminist is a person who believes in the social, political, and economic EQUALITY of the sexes.


it is scientifically proven that all forms of chris evans are hot as fuck




don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…