sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

iwannagiveyousomethingbetter:

If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.

chillford:

"5 seconds of summer" more likeimage

“i honestly don’t remember doing that”

–me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost)

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